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The latest celebrity goss...
By Lauren Smelcher
 | With friends like these…
So Paris Hilton is making a new reality TV show – about her search to find a new bestie. Seems like a watertight plan! What better way to secure a genuine gal pal than through reality TV, the home of attention whores, sycophants, wannabes and weirdos? |
 | Child’s play
Jordan is set to launch her own brand of sex toys. Finally! A suitable gig for the pneumatically-breasted trashbag. Too bad she’s also slapping her name on a line of children’s toys. |
 | Double trouble
What’s the only thing worse than the potential devil-spawn-child of uber-diva and tanoholic Jennifer Lopez and her vampiric hubby Marc Anthony? Twins. Babies Lopez-Anthony arrived over the weekend. Can’t wait to see what they’re like at 18. |
 | The Sliding Scale of Sexy
This just in: Heather Mills was named one of FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women. Yep, seriously. |
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